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[Fawfulhasfury]

How about these airplane jokes.

How you can tell your captain is drunk.
When, halfway through the flight, he asks which one of the losers in teh seats is gonna be a designated driver.

Also, the airflight Iraqi(or American) travel package slogan was changed to, Iraq(or America), it's everywhere you do not want to be. LOL

Some things you don't want to hear from an airplane pilot as hes about to take off.

"This is my first flight in America."

"Fire me will they. *grumble grumble*"

"I'll teach that guy in the first class compartment to go out with my gal."

"*whisper* *whisper* Al Queida *whisper* Osama *whisper* jihad *whisper*"

"Well, before this job, I was a postal worker."

"Ooh!! What does this button do?"

"Los Angeles??? Is that near America?"

"Hi. My name is Ray Charles."