23-07-2005, 09:27 PM
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    Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Baltezers, Latvia
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army regulation spoofs:
Q: why must a solider close one eye when aiming with a rifle? A: because if he closes both, he will not be able to see his target. Q: how must a solider hold his rifle during an atomic explosion? A: on his outstretched arms, so the molten metal would not drip on goverment issued shoes. I can't remeber any more right now. |
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