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[blastradius14]

Abortion is stupid:

*Woman wanting abortion* I don't want this kid, so I will get rid of it before it is a kid...

*Stupid government* No, we won't allow you to, because you are irresponsible and there aren't enough kids up for adoption...

*Inteligent nobody* But you are wrong, there are far too many children up for adoption, some people get pregnant incredibly easy, and how can you forget the thousands of starving, homeless children overseas?

*Earth Spirtualist* There are too many people on the planet, that is why it keeps having earthquakes and hurricanes. Natural disasters are nature's way of saying stop having more children. Abortion is good!

*Supreme scientist guy* Well, the earth dude has a point. The capacity of the land and it's capability of fertilization of soil may not be able to support many more millions of people, so I say go for abortion. Stupid government won't let us use stem cells for research...

*Stupid Government* Shut up all of you. I am in charge here, and if you don't shut up I will roll you over with the CIA...

The moral of this crap skit? If you go for abortion, you are being "immoral and awful by taking human life"; yet if you are anti-abortion you are controling someone else's life, as there are many children up for adoption, some women are extremely fertile, and even all combinations of birthcontrol are not 100% effective. (unless the guy gets snipped/woman gets tied, but c'mon, no one is ready for that kind of commitment LOL ) I would choose being an a*shole over submitting to an all powerful entity controlling my freedom.