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[TheChosen]

First Oubliette report is here!


It was a rainy day at the LIGNE castle. In the LIGNE tavern, a gentleman thief TheChosen, who just graduated at the Thieves Guild, is looking for new members for his quest.
Just when he is about to drink his third martini, two strangers, one short and one tall wearing robes, sit at the opposite of the table.

Tc: Can i help you?
Hooded guy: Are you TheChosen?
Tc: Thats me. Are you interested in the dungeon?
short guy: Aye lad. We just graduated at our schools.

Robe guy looks at TheChosen.

Hooded guy: My name is Bobbin, Bobbin Threadbare, Fresh graduate at the Magical Alliance.
Short guy: And im Kearnsey, a fine dwarf samurai.
Tc: Nice to meet you. Are you guys ready to go?
Bobbin: Not yet, we have to buy some equipment first.
Tc: Got money?
Kearnsy: Aye.
Tc: Then we will go.

The triplet leaves the tavern. They dont notice a dark person looking at them at the ceiling.
After the shopping trip, everyone stands at the gate of the dungeon. Wind becomes stronger.

Kearnsy: Wheres are the real heros when you need them?
Tc: Theyre travelling. Saving the world.
Bobbin: Kearnsy is right. Just look at us! Were all wearing cloaks and holding shitty weapons.
Tc: Im not afraid, we have you.
Bobbin: What so special about me?
Tc: You can do magic.

TheChosen enters the dungeon. Kearnsey follows him.
Bobbin: I just graduated! What do you think i am? A black mage from Final Fantasy?
Bobbin follows them.

In the dungeon:
Kearnsy: Shees! Something rotting!
Tc: Stay on your guard boys. Someone might attack us any minute now.

Suddenly something screams at the darkness.
Tc: Orcs!
Kearnsy: Orcs! Where!

Bobbin points the four orcs that are standing and bulging theyre muscles.
Kearnsy: RAAAGH!

The party enters the battle. Dagger and short swords swing in the air. They are victorious!

Bobbin: I made it!

Suddenly a orc gives a final deadly blow to Bobbin before it dies.

Kearnsy: Aaaw crap!
Tc: Grab his body, were going to have to take him to the hospital.

Kearnsy grabs the body and they start to go back to the exit.

Later, in the hospital.

Tc: Is he going to survive.
Healer: Survive? What do you think? Hes dead!
Kearnsy: My friend means: What are you going to do to him?
Healer: You dont know? You are a bunch of n00bs!
Healer calms down a little.
Healer: Were going to have to resurrect him.
Tc: Sounds great, lets do it!
Healer: No no no no noo. Our hospital needs a donation first.
Tc: How much money we have?
Kearnsey Searches his pocket. He finds 22 gold going, half eaten chocolate bar and a pocket flint.
Kearnsey gives the 22 gold goins to healer.
Healer: Just a second.
Healer leaves the room. Few minutes pass until he returns.
Healer: Sorry, but our main heale is "busy" right now. Shoo!
Kearnsey and TheChosen are forced to leave the hospital, they leave Bobbins body at the hospital.
Tc: Looks like were going to need some more money.



First report of the LCS will be posted tomorrow. Luckily today.

So, what do you think?