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Okay, the ending to this game DOES SUCK! I didn't read the forum before, so I didn't know what I was in for. I thought maybe I had missed something. What were these people thinking? I guess they really DID run out of money! Anyway, I just want to see this supposed better ending. My ending is something about my birthday...etc. I just don't understand how that could be an ending. He's like woo-hoo, I'm glowing, then pft. Some guy starts talking, the speech is jerky at first so I miss part of it, it stops jerking but I still can't hear, I turn it up way loud and then I hear something about my birthday. WTF? I was going to play the end again to hear everything, but I was like, why? What I did hear didn't make any sense. Is it like the Matrix in reverse? Does he plug in and then become enslaved instead of unplugging and becoming free? I can't even begin to understand. Either these people are way too smart for me or way to stupid. I'm sure that ending made sense to a delusional person. I'm sure there's some weirdo sitting at home right now, watching the ending and saying to theirself, "Wow! That is brilliant! Screw Scientology!" Yes, I said it...this ending probably makes sense to Tom Cruise.

Anyway, sorry about that. Could somebody with the other ending just tell me what happens? Just type it out and put us all out of our misery. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. By the way, the puzzles in this game are so easy it's like a monkey made them up. Hmmm. I think I may be on to something here.