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[Hadiel]

-What do you call a intelligent blonde?

A golden retriever...

-How many ping-pong Balls should a crocodile eat to make a fish swim faster then a lawnmower?

521, First street left, ring bell in Germany...

-It's yellow and you can stand on top of it...

A small chick

-It's yellow and if you get it in your eye you'll be dead...

A train...

-It's yellow and if you eat it you'll have a bad stomach ache for 2 weeks...

A bulldozer / CAT

-3 Construction workers are having a break... they open their lunch box and the first guy starts yelling "GAWDDAMMIT!!! CHEESE! I HATE CHEESE! IF I GET CHEESE AGAIN TOMORROW I'LL JUMP DOWN!" Then the second guy starts yelling "LIVER!!! I HATE LIVER! IF I GET LIVER AGAIN I'LL JUMP DOWN!" And the third guy: "SPRINKLES! I HATE SPRINKLES! IF I GET SPRINKLES AGAIN I'LL COMMIT SUICIDE TOO"... The next day, the workers have worked hard again all day long... When the break starts they open their lunchboxes again and (surprise!) They've got the same thing again... They all jump down and die a gruesome death... 2 Weeks later a funeral is held... the widows are alll present but one of them stands there saying, "I don't understand... I don't understand..." So after the funeral the 2 widows go to the "wondering-why-widow" and ask her what she did not understand... "Well.." she says "He allways prepped (prepared) his own lunchbox...."

Whahaha (or maybe not... it's up to you...)