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[Sebatianos]

Well, the accent is way off (sounds like a weird mixture of stereotypical Norse person trying to imitate a stereotypical Italian accent of English).

Nice joke thoguh (but old)...

What about part two???

The same Italiano goes to Holland and him, he wanna to see the longest European sand beach. But he no find it. So he ask the man: "I wanna see a beech." The man say: "50€". Italiano say: "You no understanda. I wanna see your bootiful beech." The man go: "No matter. Beautiful or ugly. To see a bit*ch pay 50€." So the Italiano get angery: "Well F*ck your beech." The man say: "100€."