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Originally posted by TheVoid@Feb 10 2006, 03:46 AM
Germans:Every German is a blond hulking brute. They all drive either a VW, a Audi, a Mercedes or a BMW. Women tend to like s&m. they apparently speak with one-liners, and have a worshipping for bratwurst and sauerkraut. They laugh loudly and without reason. Beer is more common than water.

damn ... how could you know that ... those facts are our best kept secrets ....

We all have three tons of Sauerkraut in our refrigerators and the cows on our lawns jump right into a meatgrinder and teh ready made sausages directly jump into our pans ... that's what we needed Einstein for ... Laughing loudly without reason is soooo pretty true ... My belly still hurts from all that freaking around today ...