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[guesst]

So Moses and Jesus are out on the links. They're on the 16th hole with a particularly difficult shot over a large water trap. Jesus lines up his shot and Moses stops him saying, "Are you nuts? Shoot around the lake, you'll never make it over."
Jesus says, "Na, I saw Tiger Woods make this shot. I can make it." He shoots and ends up with a wet ball. "Mulligan," Jesus calls and drops another ball. "If Tiger can make it, I can." He shoots, drops it in the lake again, and calls, "Mulligan. I can make any shot Tiger can."
But when the third ball lands in the drink Moses saysm "Oh, no. You play it where it lays."
So Jesus steps out onto the lake and is walking across the surface looking for his ball in the lake when someone spots him and yells, "Look'it here everybody! This guy must think he's Jesus to be doing that."
Moses yells out, "No, he thinks he's Tiger Woods!"