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[chumloofah]

Granted.
A new, better government is elected after a long, powerful campaign explaining how new and better they are.
One millisecond after they gain control you realise they are arseholes too k:

Politicians, eh?

I wish that everybody who, at this exact moment in reality, is a politician would get a massive haemerrhoid and a ton of boils.

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, Aung San Suu Kyi now has a massive haemerrhoid and a ton of boils. The entire world now thinks you are a bastard.

I wish I had already finished moving my stuff out of this damned apartment.

[TheChosen]

Granted. Now your apartment is empty and all your stuff are on their way to junkyard.


I wish I had Counter-strike installed on this computer.

[Icewolf]

Granted. You're gambling CS a bit and find out that you're actually not in the mood to.


I wish the world wouldn't be so damn screwed up.

[Morrin]

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Granted. You're gambling CS a bit and find out that you're actually not in the mood to.


I wish the world wouldn't be so damn screwed up.
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Granted, now the world is nailed up

I wish the work would be over so I could go to home and check if my old NES works anymore

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, you're fired and you will spend every minute of your remaining life indoors trying to get the brokes NES working, without success.

I wish I was a super hero

[ReamusLQ]

Granted, you now have the power to decrease the half-life of astatine at will.

I wish to be able to play guitar like Django Reinhardt.

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, you now lose 2 fingers on your hand, but your playing is awful

I wish I had every Django Reinhardt recording ever made.

[Icewolf]

Granted. They block you door and windows and you starve.


I wish for a world with less cruelty.

[Tulac]

Granted, the world is now full of over emotional flamboyant people.

I wish for more unisex bathrooms.