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[dosraider]

Granted.
Now the only OS in the world is an updated MSDos 6.22 that runs flawless all games.
And of course prompt commands only.


I wish that Vista didn't had to do a complete chkdsk after installing Ubu and the Grubbootmanager.

[GTX2GvO]

Granted, now Vista won't even consider booting up after installing ubu and Grub.

I wish my Desktop would be more Silent in it's actions. (HDD, RAM, it's all noisy <_< )

I'd like to sleep without needing to turn off the entire thing. (only then I notice how slow it is)

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, it is now quiet enough so you can sleep, however you now dream of the noise, and wake up cross.

I wish that tonight is full of glorious music and dancing and nothing bad happens.

[Icewolf]

Granted. You join me in to the trip to St. Pauli tonight. You are dressed too little (it's chilly here ATM) and freeze all night and have a cold tomorrow.


I wish the old days wouldn't be so far back in the years and it was easier to have parties.

[TheChosen]

Granted. People now have more parties but you arent invited!

I wish I had that Leisure Suit I mentioned earlier.

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, but you stand to close to someone who is smoking, and the leisure suit catches fire and melts all over you pink body causing massive burns.

I wish I knew how to send text messages with my new phone. Stupid Samsung non-intuitive design!

[dosraider]

Granted, now you can finally read the phone's manual and learn how to send messages.
You gain that knowledge.
Congrats, a small step for mankind but a enormous leap for you.
YOU DID IT !!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! You can send messages !!!

BUT....... the phone now recieves ALL messages send from anyone to anyone.
YOU ARE FLOODED WITH MESSAGES.
The whole day and night through you hear constantly that stupid tune you've put on the phone.

I wish I was in Hawai .....

[Tulac]

Granted, you are literally in Hawaii. Inside a gigantic volcano to be exact.

I wish I wish.

[dosraider]

Granted, you're a wisher now.

It's a paradox, but none will be granted, EVAH.

I wish I wasn't inside a vulcano.
HOT HERE.......... HOT.

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, you are now inside a block of ice.

I wish I knew who keeps calling me then ringing off just as I get to the phone