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[chumloofah]

Granted.
NYAAAAAAAR ALAKAZAM BAM BAM BOORO appears and eats your liver.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.
Nothing weird happening.
I dont want to turn into a turkey.
I don't want anything weird on the sandwich.
Turkey sandwich.

[_r.u.s.s.]

you get a turkey sandwich. and the turkey pecked your eye

i wish for the same as the person above but with dead fried turkey instead

[dosraider]

Granted.
An eagle wants your fried turkey and pecks your eye.


I wish I was an eagle.

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted.

You peck your own eye.

I wish no-one pecks my eye.

[_r.u.s.s.]

your eye pecks itself

i wish for new topic

[Patrunjelu]

granted but you will get banned.
I wish for an earlier x-mas

[_r.u.s.s.]

yay, its nuclear winter

i wish for funnier posts from people who wish for earlier xmas :P

[Sebatianos]

They already were, you were just unable to understand the depths of their humor.

I wish for k:

[chumloofah]

Granted.
k: appears and violates you with that massive thumb.

I wish would be my personal slave and do nothing other than that which I tell him and know I would like.

[_r.u.s.s.]

granted. you, though, became a sadomasochists (you know, kinky porn can spoil you)

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Granted.
k: appears and violates you with that massive thumb.[/b]

didnt make me laugh so hard