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[chumloofah]

Granted.
You can smell it too.

I wish for the infinite power of the ultimate gaylord, as implied by that guy at jk rowling's speech.
Preferably sans the anusses (anii?), but do what you got to do.

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted. You have infinite power, not of a gay wizard, but of an asexual one. Enjoy

I wish the internet would behave itself.

[Fruit Pie Jones]

Granted. 95% of us are never allowed to connect to the Internet again.

I wish I had more money with which to buy lunch today.

[dosraider]

Granted.
You have just enough money to buy a take-away lunch.
It's taken away and eaten by a big mean street dog.
That big mean street dog also bites you.

I wish Fruit Pie Jones would have a bit more luck in his life.
The poor.

[chumloofah]

Granted.
He has more luck.
BAD LUCK!
He endures a week of losing his job and loved ones due to depression and alcohol abuse.
his misery is ended by a meteorite, that landed on him.

I wish all the poor children would smile!

[dosraider]

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I wish all the poor children would smile!
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You take a walk in the park, chumloofah, you don't watch your step and you slip over a banana peel, you go flat on your face, dislocating both hips and shoulders, breaking all your frontal teeth.

Luckily someone with a cam films this whole idiotic episode of yours and puts it up on youtube.
It's a hit.
All the children loves that crazy chumloofah and are smiling watching you going flat on ya face.

I wish that at least ONE of us wouldn't corrupt all those nice wishes.

You peeps are bÃ*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã *Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*Ã*d.

[Fruit Pie Jones]

Granted. A spambot arrives, posts a poorly-spelled advertisement for male-enhancement drugs and/or cut-rate mortgages, does not corrupt a single wish, and is promptly banned. A subsequent investigation reveals that the bot posted from your IP address, so you won't ever get to see the fulfillment of your wish.

I wish these two clunky CRTs on my desk would be replaced by a pair of flat-panels.

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, A space station falls down from orbit flattening the CRTs, the desk and you.

I wish Tom Waits would come to play here and that I got to go to the concert.

[dosraider]

Yay, Tom Waits concert time is here!
You go, of course.
All dressed up nicely, cleaned up, you're looking swell.


Oh my ...
The crowd gets in an uncontrolable stampede, you're crushed under thousands of feet .... your remains are a bloody pulp ......
Shame, real shame, tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssk.

I wish I could get one of those:
SkullTrail

[Sebatianos]

You get one - shoved right up your behind!

I wish today was tomorow already!