07-10-2008, 06:48 PM
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Granted.
Instead you get 70-year old granny with thick glasses. Congratulations, she is your private home math teacher. :bleh: I wish for a burger and a cold beer. Both huge. |
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08-10-2008, 07:21 AM
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You get a cold burger weighing 200 kg and a warm beer weighing 100 litres, and both are force-fed to you on a toothbrush.
I wish I could laugh maniacally for the rest of my life. And drink cold beer. 
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08-10-2008, 03:29 PM
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Granted. You get to laugh maniacally while 5 liters of cold beer is being poured down your throat causing you to suffocate in anguish.
I wish to win $5000 poker tournament this Sunday. |
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09-10-2008, 06:54 AM
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You get poked with hundreds of red hot pokers, leaving you burned, scarred and deformed permanently. But hey, you've got $5000!
I wish I had Dino's $5000.
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09-10-2008, 04:23 PM
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Granted. You got my $5000 dollars. Of "monopoly" paper money.
I wish Croatia wins soccer game against Ukraine this Saturday. |
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09-10-2008, 04:46 PM
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They win, but Ukraine is so pissed off, they invade your country!
I wish my school would burn down.
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09-10-2008, 05:57 PM
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Granted, and you're still inside.
Barbecued Tomekk .... what a foul odor ..... I wish everyone left me alone now that I'm on early retirement, and wouldn't ask for 1001 things I should do for them. GET AWAY .... LEAVE ME ALONE ... I'VE ENOUGH TO DO. GRMPFFFFFFFFFfffff@#@#@#
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09-10-2008, 06:24 PM
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Your left alone. Your in a house with no-windows, no internet, TV, phones etc.
I wish for a 486 computer with DOS OS, EGA graphics and Sound-Blaster 16 sound card.
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"I want to be able to tell some poor girl i am going to feed off of, that she will see me in her dreams as a dinosaur" - DarthHelmet86 "that's what all jrpgs are about 0: intro 1: talk talk cry talk talk graphics talk talk, 2: boring jrpg generic turn based combat 3: walk map 4: goto 1 12390482309 times 5: outro" - _r.u.s.s. |
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09-10-2008, 06:38 PM
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Granted, but it has no floppy or cd drive so you can't install anything
I wish I had a copy of every game ever made
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09-10-2008, 06:43 PM
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Copies of games suddenly warp into your house, soon you and your entire city suffocate from the extreme amount of floppys, cds, cartradges etc.
I wish i could access the Stargate Worlds Beta testing ^^
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