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[Wicky]

Granted, Steam download stuff to your harddrive at 1 terabit/sec, filling your hardrive in less then a thought with useless stuff....


I wish, that the "1998 year" was stuck forever and that I was the best player at "Aliens vs Predator 2" in a thousand years and would kick everone's butt (including those nasty aliens) in a ratio of 16:1

[esgmaster]

Granted, but after 1000 years a very deadly alien player sends your kill/death ratio to 1:50

I wish to live in a better place.

[Wicky]

Granted, you are hospitalized and set under drugs in a 4 foot big padded cell. Now you see shiny colors and rabbits!

I wish I could speak english perfect and would never have to look up words in the dictionary.

[esgmaster]

Granted, but what use will it be on the North Pole?

I wish to speak Japanese, read Japanese, and not end up with a world that doesn't speak Japanese.

[El Quia]

Granted, you are a japanese living in Nagasaki. Today, it is the 9th of August, of the year 1945.


I wish the power company gets it ass kicked HARD

[esgmaster]

Granted, but you are banished to the North Pole for it.

I wish I could see the look on EQ's face after that happens, without leaving my home.

[dosraider]

Granted, you now get your own nice turtle shell to live in, you and your turtle shell are banned to the north pole so that you could see the look on EQ's face after that happens without leaving your home.

Have to say you look smart in your turtle shell ......

I wish there would be some penguins on the north pole.

[Wicky]

Granted, but global warming turns the north pole into a desert and the penguins die!

I wish I could freeze myself in a cryostasis chamber, and wake up 1000 years in the future to see the technological advancements in computers with my own eyes!

[bungy]

Granted, but your now perfect English is no good here, so you don't understand the explanations anyway.

I wish these cryostasis chambers were a little roomier - I have a hideous cramp in my neck from 1000 years of not moving.

[Wicky]

Granted, the cryostasis chamber has now more room ... but unfortunately the power supply can't keep up with keeping all the extra space frozen. Your brain melts just a tiny bit so you regain consciousness. In the years and decades to come, you will be forced to stare on the same spot, unable to move. You feel an urge to scream, but nobody hears you.

I wish that every living beeing in the whole world, including humans, aliens, animals, plants whatever would consider me as their friend.