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[DarthHelmet86]

Granted you now have lunch, but its prawns in bread.

I wish I wasn't allergic to shellfish. I miss prawns.

[CaitSith]

Granted but you gorge yourself on prawns and get fat, like me.

I wish i had enough money for a new controller AND Red Dead Redemption

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted but now Red Dead Redemption is set in the future and runs on a Ataria 2600 so thats what you get a controller for.

I wish RDR was out here.

[CaitSith]

Granted, But it's a modified version with all of the violence, sex and swearing taken out.

I wish there were more people online.

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted but no you have been kicked offline by a angry I.T man.

I wish I had more people to play DnD and Modern D20 with. I am a wonderfull DM wasted on my partner alone.

[CaitSith]

Granted. You play online with geeks around the world.

I wish that this wish be wished by a wisher wishing.

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted but now you can only speak in gibberish.

I wish I had a roast chicken in front of me for dinner.

[CaitSith]

Granted. But it's a prawn stuffed chicken. you die.

I wish for world peas.

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted but the peas are all rotten.

I wish I had a much better table to use my computer on.

[CaitSith]

Granted. It is now more comfortable to use PC.

I wish I knew the password to my neighbours wireless router.