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[LianneJW1912]

As it is the final articles are being wrapped, as are my Christmas presents for family and friends! If I can get the magazine formatted within the next day or so, it could also be a Christmas present for Abandonia! I've had to cut several articles due to losing contact with potential contributorsor because ones I've written were either not good enough or outdated and irrelevent. Unless anything drastic changes within the next couple of days, AT4 will be going out with 20 pages, and plans in motion for AT5! I think everything else I have to say will be covered in the editorial, which I am excited to be writing at last, as it's the part I didn't want to write until I felt sure the magazine was ready and greenlit!

[Mystvan]

Dear (E / Li)Lianne JW... It looks like the AB Times crew are retired. You could apply to join the AB Times crew.

By the way, I am glad you fulfilled the promise to complete the manuscript before Christmas to the Captien Bible. Too bad that your reader #1, Captien Bible is no longer here. He was demoted from rank of Captien to Privatien by constant insubordination and rebellion to the imperial orders during the trial of the Martial Court presided over by the Grand Emperor Japodeis (not Capo nor Paco! ). After that, he was banished to Purgatory. Thus, the former Captien Bible is now Privatien Bible and is currently in Purgatory.

Promise Fulfilled! *thumbs up*

My humble suggestion: A much faster and more efficient solution would be to contact your big sister, the sweet MJ (Mary Jane) and your brother-in-law Peter Parker to take your precious (Gollum! Gollum!) manuscript to the Daily Bugle and appease the somewhat impatient moods of the grumpy JJJ (John Jonah Jameson, Jr.). Oh, and bring your Grumpy Cat to see the competition of the grumpiest physiognomy between the two. Have a Nice Caturday! Meow!

My humble suggestion: