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I tried it yesterday out, but I prefer rather the T-Online browser supplied with my internet provider. It's as comfortly as Firefox (tabbed browsing, popup blocker) and keeps all the options / internet adresses used so far / cookies and whatever yet of Internet Explorer too, which is handy.
Back to topic, here's something from me again:

Hot
Painful

[Sebatianos]

Sorry freddy, those links don't open!

Anyone tried to type 'Weapons of mass destruction' in google search?
It's a bit old now, but open the first link you get!

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Nov 7 2004, 04:12 PM
Sorry freddy, those links don't open!

Why don't they open? For me they do, clicking on them... :eeeeeh:
Well, you can then copy the link and paste it in a new browser window.

[Sebatianos]

OK, they worked this time - knew the one in the kitchen, but with pain, just thinking the other one would happen to me!

Time for more jokes!

A farmer is walking theough his apple tree plantation and saw a cow sitting on top of one of the trees.
"Hey cow, what are you doing up there?!"
'Eating cherries!'
"You fool, this is an apple tree."
'I know, I brought them with me in a bag!"



One frog junkey is hopping mad, so the other frog junky asks:
"Speed?"
'Crack!'



Two toothpicks were walking down the street and saw a hedghog.
"Hey, here's our bus!"


A rabbit wanted to run for the president of the forest.
A fox said: "Dont be silly! I won't stand for that."
"Just follow me to those bushes over there and I'll make you see it my way!"
So the fox went with the rabbit. Chrash - Boom - Kabong - Kepow...
The rabbit comes out unharmed, the fox is all beaten up!
"So, anyone else don't want me for the president?"
The wolf comes up and says: "No way am I going to stand for you Bunny!"
"Just follow me to those bushes over there and I'll make you see it my way!"
Now the wolf follows the rabit and again - Pow - Ouch - Poof - Boom...
The wolf drags him self out of the bushes half dead, and the rabbit is still not hurt.
"Anybody else wants to challenge me?"
Now a bear shows up!!!
"Yeah, anybody else got something against my candidate?"

I'm certainly better with funny pictures than writing jokes...
Anyway, here we go.
Now that's true love... :eeeeeh:

And here it's some unpleasant surprise! LOL

[Danny252]

Freddy! There are kids here!
Now, now, Puffin, this picture isn't what you think it is. Ooh look, a cute little bunny! Good little girl! now, time for your nap...

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Danny252@Nov 8 2004, 11:08 PM
There are kids here!

OK, then an inosent joke for all you kids - like Dany:

Two vampires hang arount one evening and one says, he's hungry.
So he flys away and returns in about 10 minutes - all bloody in the face!
"Now that had to be a real feast!" the other vampire says "I wanna go there and eat too."
So the first vampire takes the second one on a little trip. A few moments latter the first vampire asks: "Do you see that tree over there?"
"Yeah, what of it?"
"I didn't!"

[Danny252]

that aint funny.

this is:
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

P.S. : Please spell my name correctly! Its just on the left of all my posts...

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Nov 7 2004, 05:12 PM
Anyone tried to type 'Weapons of mass destruction' in google search?
It's a bit old now, but open the first link you get!

You mean something along these lines Danny?
BTW. I never said that joke would be funny, I just said it is apropriate for kids - because you had something against freddy's picture - or didn't you