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Granted but without thunderstorms nobody can harvest electricity and time travel becomes impossible.
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17-09-2007, 01:17 PM
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You are crushed under a mound of Zebloogian Wormburgers. All several years past their expiry date.
I wish some n00bs actually read the FAQs.
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17-09-2007, 01:23 PM
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Granted, they read the FAQs but still don't get it.
I wish for a beer.
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17-09-2007, 01:28 PM
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Granted. A bottle of beer appears in thin air and crashes on the pavement.
I wish Hitler has never lived.
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17-09-2007, 01:30 PM
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Granted, instead the nazi dictator was called Pitler.
I wish for a role of toilet paper.
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17-09-2007, 01:51 PM
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Granted, you're now a toilet paper mummy in the next B-movie.
I wish for a better OS for my brain. (SO NO WINDOWS!!)
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17-09-2007, 02:00 PM
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Granted. You now have the OS of an Oric-1
I wish I was a wizard.
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17-09-2007, 02:05 PM
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Granted, you are a bathroom cleaning wizard, use your skills as you see it fit.
I wish I was a lemur.
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17-09-2007, 02:10 PM
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Granted, but because of deforestation you have no place to live.
I wish to know everything about Linux.
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17-09-2007, 02:39 PM
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Granted, you now have no social life.
I wish my burps would be louder.
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