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Granted. You forgot to buy milk.
I wish "art" was spelled with an F.
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02-10-2007, 04:21 AM
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Granted, it is now spelled "frt." "Apple" is now spelled "fpple," "angry" is now spelled "fngry," and thousands of men now called "Fdam" now want to hunt you down and kill you.
I wish the global community could do more for the people of Burma, which would result in less deaths.
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03-10-2007, 10:38 AM
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The justice league of america bombs burma, razing most of it before retiring to fill in the official reports.
These reports mostly consist of estimates of civilian casualties; an arbitrary number between 1 and 20. I wish I knew more about our loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and baby |
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03-10-2007, 10:43 AM
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Granted. However since I can't put my finger on what you are wishing for, you get a role of toilet paper instead.
I wish for more people wearing spandex
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03-10-2007, 10:49 AM
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Granted, one more people is wearing it. YOU are that people.
And you look pretty ridicule too. I wish my big fat cigar was a bigger fatter one.
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03-10-2007, 10:51 AM
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Granted. Its now sooo humongous that you die after you have finished smoking it.
I wish I had a comic book right now |
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03-10-2007, 11:36 AM
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Granted.
You get a comic book. It's full of adverts... particularly hypnotic adverts. You spend all your pennies, selling off your organs to scrape in everything you can, on x-ray glasses and itching powder. The glasses don't work and the powder gets spilled in your underwear drawer. I wish for a pet tiger that was my bestest friend and wouldn't hurt me and would kill anybody i told it to |
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03-10-2007, 01:10 PM
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Granted, you get your lovely pet-tiger.
He's your best friend, loves you, and you love him, he's your domestic mate. The tiger's female and companion gets jealous and kills you. I wish all members of Abandonia good luck and plenty happiness.
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04-10-2007, 09:44 AM
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Granted, but then you get banned, so no luck and happiness for you
 I wish for the storm that's about to hit to go elsewhere....
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04-10-2007, 10:53 AM
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Granted.
The storm goes elsewhere. You also go elsewhere, the same elsewhere as the storm. You're blown away and crush your skull onto an iglo. I wish that the 'elsewhere' would be the north pole.
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