03-12-2005, 06:36 PM
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What do you call an opossum without an "o"? An opssum |
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03-12-2005, 06:41 PM
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Hang on a second! What's with every Tom Dick and Harry getting his nick changed? You're confusing my mind!
That's quite an Australian joke - must be the marsupials I guess. |
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04-12-2005, 11:00 AM
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Crikey!
Two name changes! Eurgh. I have a joke : The amount of people joining and posting once... shame it's not much of a joke. |
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04-12-2005, 12:17 PM
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Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, me ol'mate, how are we going to tell who owns which Pig?" Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears off my Pig, and ten we can tell them apart." "Ah, dat id be grand," says Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said, "Your Pig has chewed the ear off my Pig. Now we got two pigs with one ear each. How are we going to tell who owns which pig.?" "Well Paddy," says Paddy,"I'll cut ta other ear off my pig. Ten we'll ave two pigs and only one of them will avan ear". "Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy. Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy again stormed into the house. "Paddy", he said, "Your pig has chewed the other ear offa my pig!!!." "Now, we got two pigs with no ears!!!. How we gonna tell who owns which pig?" "Ah, dis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy. I'll tell ya what I'll do. I'll cut de tail offa my pig. Den we'll av two pigs with no ears and only one tail." "Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy. Another couple of weeks went by and..........you guessed it, Paddy stormed into the house once more. "PADDY," shouted Paddy, "YOUR PIG HAS CHEWED T' TAIL OFFA MY PIG, AND NOW WE GOT TWO PIGS WITH NO EARS AND NO TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. HOW WE GONNA TELL 'EM APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Ah," says Paddy, "how's about you have te black one, and I'll have te white one" |
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04-12-2005, 12:59 PM
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My vote goes to this one. All that reading for a crappy punch line, talk about bad.
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04-12-2005, 06:06 PM
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I though it was rather amusing!
Knock Knock Whos There? Dr Dr Who? Yes, now let me in!
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04-12-2005, 06:10 PM
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Yay, casual racism! (well, xenophobia - you know what I mean).
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04-12-2005, 07:07 PM
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What a... magnificent... source of humour it is... *sighs*
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27-01-2006, 12:50 PM
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Sorry for the bump but such a quality thread should not be lost.
How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises. |
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27-01-2006, 12:55 PM
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I like peanuts.
This is the worst joke ever.
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