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[Scatty]

Granted, you're now elsewhere.
I wish to have a brand new hell-machine of a computer

[Fruit Pie Jones]

Granted. And it was cheap, too: all it cost you was your soul.

I wish people would quit cooking bad-smelling foods in the microwave at work.

[ReamusLQ]

Granted, they now over cook broccoli and other horrible foods by more than seven hours by using the one hot-plate in the office located on your desk.

I wish I was anorexic

[Scatty]

Granted, you're now a child again.
I wish I didn't want to wish anything

[Icewolf]

Granted. You are pleased with everything and nothing. Your life gets more and more dull. You commit suicide.

I wish for less buzz words in enterprise and business IT.

[Scatty]

Granted, you're deaf now.
I wish a fried chicken with sweet, spicy sauce

[dosraider]

Granted, you get your fried chicken with sweet, spicy sauce.
And as extra you get bird flu.

I wish I knew which one of my @#&@#!# children has taken my Alien DVD collection so I could kick his/her sorry ar*e.

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, but they are armed with nuclear warheads, so you aren't getting anywhere near it.

I wish I could find a picture of a Nazi elephant.

[Icewolf]

Granted. He's in front of your door. When you open up he hits you unconcious, steals your money and valuable goods, shouts "Heil!" and runs off laughing viciously.

I wish for less sniffy people all over the world.

[TheChosen]

Granted. Now youre the only one left.

I wish I had the Ghost N' Goblings arcade machine in my room.