«

[Lulu_Jane]

Nevertheless, 'twill be worth it
'cause she is quite perfect,
this elegant feline fatale.

I will feed her raw meat
to dissuade her from nibbling my feet,
and give her milk, fresh from the cow.

The zoo-keepers may laugh
and call me an arse,
but our love they understand not!

For when a man meets a cheetah
there is nothing sweeter!
A love that's so pure
(though 'tis tinged with manure,
which wafts from the cages nearby!)

[Mighty Midget]

But O What a cheater
the tiger would meet her
once I walked through the gate

I tried to distract him
with poisoned lamb limbs
but he didn't take the bait

By that time he caught sight
Of this little blighter
hiding behind a crate

When he found out
That I was about
He polished his fangs and claws

I dived in the lake
with a scream hard to fake
when I met his almighty paws

I got nicked of course
by a cop on a horse
for breaking a thousand laws

[Scatty]

No matter where you go
Are people in the woe
For laws hold minds like the chains
And people hide their deep pains

We cannot see the truth
The future closed off by ruth
Revolts oppressed are at once
Dark tyrants keep their evil stance

But there shall come a day
Where sun will raise again
It might not be today
But freedom will break the pain

When everyone will understand
Together only can we stand
No darkness will us ever stop
Our strength will shine at the top

And broken will be tyranny
One nation once again will we be
The golden age will then return
To stars humanity be grown

(No comments)

[Mighty Midget]

(inspired by Scatty going serious, here's one I wrote one day I was in a terrible mood. Feel free to put into it whatever you want)

T minus

Ten...

Nine...

Eight little indians

Seven...

Six...

Five little indians

Four...

Three...

Two little indians

One...

Ignition