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12-03-2005, 10:49 AM
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I don't think Taco Bell exists anymore here in Australia.
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12-03-2005, 11:42 AM
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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Don't have ANY houseplants. Smokable or not. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. My bed is tiny... But works  3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. I don't keep beer at home. Unless it's hidden under my bed. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. I always get up at 6AM. Well, few exceptions... 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. I never use elevators. The highest building I've been is was 14 stores high. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. We don't have a Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. They hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 130 days? that would be niiiiiiice. 14 days for me, though. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." They never did. 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. I usually just throw little stones at their windows... And turn MY stereos on early in the morning. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. They do. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore We don't have Taco Bell. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. Don't have a car  14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. No dog 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. OUCH yeah! 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! No, my naps are more between 16-21, when I can afford them. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. Sometimes dinner and a movie is enough. It's sweet. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. Hell yeah! 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. ...No comment... 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." I'm not much into wine. 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. I usually don't eat breakfast. When I do, I eat it around 6:30 AM 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." I can't drink as much as I used to. 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. More like.... 50% 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Yup! Bars in Iceland are really really REALLY expensive. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old behind. ... |
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12-03-2005, 12:08 PM
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sign #500
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12-03-2005, 12:38 PM
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LOL LOL LOL
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12-03-2005, 04:08 PM
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Nah. It's not funny. It's sad.
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12-03-2005, 04:08 PM
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Indeed great work.
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12-03-2005, 04:23 PM
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Very good...but whill happen now with you>?? Are you start to grow up now??..or is this just the way you will be (even with 500 posts...
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12-03-2005, 04:30 PM
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I don't do any of those things, yet I have grown up very fast in my life! One cann be a grown-up and fortunately not feel all of those things
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12-03-2005, 11:28 PM
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Just becouse I was bored:
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Every plant in my room die after few weeks :blink: .Well except one strange,probably mutated cactus 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. I dont know what twin bed is,but probably it is OK 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. Never.I dont drink beer 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. Mostly before 5:00AM unfortunetly  5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. Eh? 6. You watch the Weather Channel. Dont have weather channel in Slovakia 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. They do both.I got friends in every age category 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 130 days vacation?Awesome :blink: .Unfortunetly usually have less than half of it 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." Yes,but just quality ones 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. It dont bothers me.I have always my revenge :evil: 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Yes unfortunetly 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore We dont have Taco Bell here... 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. Dont have a car.YET :evil: 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. I always feed our dog with leftovers... 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. Infact no.I am able to sleep without consequences almost everywhere 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! I dont 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. Sometimes 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. I am able to eat at every time without problems... 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. No comment 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." Yuck.Tried it once, and never do it again  21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. I eat breakfast 1)At 5:00 AM or 2)At 12:00 AM.So I would say-No 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." I always care how much I drink... 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Just more or less 25% 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Yes.Bars are very expensive here... 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old behind My poor old behind? :blink: Yeah whatever... |
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