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[Danny252]

Apu: Now, what to do with all these envelopes... Hey, might as well post them...
-later-
CIA Boss: You mean you just posted 4000 letters, filled with anthrax, all over the US?
Apu: Wait, they never mentioned the anthrax, I thought they were just randomly dying...

[Sebatianos]

CIA boss: Apu - you idiot! You mean you didn't know what they were doing???
Apu: Sorry boss. Do you have the mailing list o fpeople that were supposed to get the letters?
CIA boss: No, I gave the only copy to you. What did you do to it?
Apu: I mailed it back to you.
CIA boss *looks at his desk*: Ah yes, here it is. Opens it and dies because of Antrax.
Apu *picks up the phone*: Hello? Can I talk to commrade commander Boris Killallofthemich? Commrade commander, your idea of sending double agents was excelent! My job is done. We sent the antrax all around Amerika and they even payed for it. We also killed off the biggest terrorist cell. Just now I got the head of CIA. I'm ready for that holyday in Cuba now - are the women ready for me?
Commrade commander: Good work Apu. Finally the KGB got its revenge on the Amerikanskys. You may go to Cuba now and enjoy. Tovarish Fidel has been notified and is also very greatful to you.

EDIT: maybe we should turn this into a story... there have been some similar threads, but this one has the biggest potential!

[Danny252]

I agree! like the rolling story, but better!

[NrmMyth]

Originally posted by Lizard@Apr 30 2005, 05:38 PM
Well there is also other events in which could have CIA fingers:
Apu:Is there really none who want to die fighting infindels by licking 20 envelpes?
Random Terrorist:Me!
(dies)
Apu:Unfortunetly, we accquired another 40 targets....Any other volunteers?
RT2: Me!
(dies)
RT3:And me too...
(dies)
Apu:This one will be for the president ,I beg our leader if he wouldnt lick the envelope?
Terrorist leader(and last terrorist):It will be a honour
(dies)
Apu calls to white house:Mr President we have terminated another terrorist group!
:evil:

:roflol: (I think that post with one smiley is a spam , so I will add few words )

Haha,muuuaaahhha

[ReamusLQ]

such creativity spanning from one simple question...ahhh computer geeks, you gotta love em