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16-10-2007, 12:12 AM
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Granted. The top ten movies ever made are shown. Unfortunately their is a global power outage and by the time everything is restored to normal all that is showing is a 500 hour teletubby marathon.
I wish I was a neo-Skoptzy like in The Stars My Destination |
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16-10-2007, 02:29 PM
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Granted, but at that point your taste changes and you start hating yourself for it.
I wish I knew who the guy you're talking about is. |
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16-10-2007, 06:16 PM
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Granted, you know all of them, more: you ARE one of them.
BTW:The Skoptzy (Cyrillic alphabet скопцы, also transliterated as Skoptsy, Skoptzi, Skoptsi, Scoptsy and other spellings) ....... For men, "lesser" castration was the removal of the testicles only, while "greater" castration was the removal of the penis as well. I wish I hadn't been completely drunk yesterday evening.
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16-10-2007, 08:43 PM
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Granted; you were so drunk you died from alcohol poisoning.
BTW: The Neo-skoptzy group in The Stars My Destination had all of their nerve endings severed, simply existing while not experiencing any physical sensations whatsoever. I wish I had better friends. |
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17-10-2007, 07:11 AM
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Granted, you now have slightly better friends, but your old ones soon form an alliance against you with your new ones and, much like Ceaser, you are soon stabbed in the back.
I wish for a year's supply of Ex-Lax!
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17-10-2007, 11:21 AM
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And you get it mixed with your next drink :P
I wish the new forum would be opened already! |
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17-10-2007, 09:04 PM
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Granted.
The new forum layout is in use, and crashes continually. I wish the next poster would get a haircut, the punk.
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17-10-2007, 09:22 PM
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Granted, the punk now became a skinhead and came with his gang to beat up and rape your entire family.
I wish there'd be something good on the radio. |
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18-10-2007, 02:16 AM
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Granted, there're now crazy whistling and cracking sounds anywhere on the radio.
I wish I would be teleported away somewhere else instantly |
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18-10-2007, 07:00 AM
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Granted, you're now in line at the DMV.
I wish for marijuana to be legal in all of the united states. I don't use it, but I just feel bad for the people who do.
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