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[Mighty Midget]

Granted, A space station falls down from orbit flattening the CRTs, the desk and you.

I wish Tom Waits would come to play here and that I got to go to the concert.

[dosraider]

Yay, Tom Waits concert time is here!
You go, of course.
All dressed up nicely, cleaned up, you're looking swell.


Oh my ...
The crowd gets in an uncontrolable stampede, you're crushed under thousands of feet .... your remains are a bloody pulp ......
Shame, real shame, tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssk.

I wish I could get one of those:
SkullTrail

[Sebatianos]

You get one - shoved right up your behind!

I wish today was tomorow already!

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, every today is now the day after and you are always too late for everything

I wish they didn't blow up stuff outside my bedroom window (or inside the building)

[chumloofah]

Many genies would come up with something about them blowing things up inside your window.
Not this genie, brother!

Granted.
Nothing can blow up either without your window or within your building.
The consequences of this are many and ranging, but your most pressing is the seagulls.
Every seagull is fed solpadeine wrapped in bread, which resulted in their stomachs filling rapidly with gas.
Being unable to either fart or explode the seagulls, in excruciating torment, look for the source of their misery.
It's you.
Thousands of inflated seagulls invade your home, and they take your balls.
They take your balls!

I wish I had a nikon camera.

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, you had, but it got stolen and you miss it so you go completly insane.

I wish Vista didn't F up all that much

[giganto]

Granted. Now, it succeeds in taking control of your computer and using it to commit bad computer stuff, like pirating, and animal porn.

I wish nukes were never invented, because it KILLS a lot of PEOPLE, because when nukes hit, people DIE. THEY DIE. PEOPLE DIE FROM NUKES.

[dosraider]

Granted, nukes have never been invented, they are non-existent.
In stead there are now nokies.
Those are small, and kill only one peep by one.
Guess who is the first victim of such nokie?
Yes, right, chadtherodentslayer is that victim.

I wish chadtherodentslayer would be slew by a rodent.

[_r.u.s.s.]

*chadtherodentslayer just got pwned by dosraider*

i wish i didnt have to copy paste chadtherodentslayer's name

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, now you type it out everytime. You get repetitive strain injury which turns into gangrene and all you fingers drop off.

I wish that my tooth didn't hurt.