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[Scarface]

You know what else could add more drama?

A love triangle :bleh:

[Sean]

Originally posted by Quintopotere+Mar 26 2006, 09:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Quintopotere @ Mar 26 2006, 09:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Scarface@Mar 25 2006, 05:55 PM
maybe you can make something like mixed tag-team matches, or some storyline involving a girl and some wrestlers* :whistle:

That could add drama... :whistle:

That Mr British is a ******* :ranting:
What about Fifth Power? Is he seriously damaged? [/b][/quote]
Never underestimate the balls of Mr British!

(Thanks, Chosen) :w00t:

Oh and if me and Fruity team up.

Bangers And Fruit! (Awful, I know) :tai:

[punch999]

Yes man we are the TEAM.

[TheChosen]

Before I get on the day's report, il post some WWE news.

The WWE had their Hall of Fame event last day. Many wrestlers (old and new) appeared in the party. Here's the list of superstars who have been added in the hall of fame:
1.Blackjack Brothers*
2.Mean Gene Okerlund
3.Bret "Hitman" Hart* ( :Brain: )
4.Eddie Guerrero*
5.Tony Atlas
6.Sherri Martel*
7.Pete Rose*

*Those marked with star can be found in this game (Extreme Warfare Revenge)
Mean Gene is in the game as an announcer.

And tonight, on Chigago:.....Wrestlemania 22!

Okay, back to the topic.

Reported by Scott Keith

10 May 2006. Russia, Moscow.

Dark Segment:Video Angle
A video is played. The video shows the Sebatianos's and Mean Machine's inferno match (where Machine killed Sebatianos), when the video ended in a text: Sebatianos.....dead.....?

Overall: 61%

Shows starts.
Tom Henrik: Welcome ladies and gentleman, to Abandonia Wrestling Show! Im Tom Henrik & alongside me is the Titan.
Titan: Were going to have huge tag team tonight. Because of the last weeks events, Sir Jesse -Jack & Mystery Wrestler will face Mean Machine and Roddy Piper.
Tom: And next week, we will have much bigger show! It will be the HOTU One Night Stand!
Titan: Its a very big show indeed. Legends like Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart & Road Warriors are scheducled to appear in the show!

Segment 2: Match: 1 vs 1: Mr British vs Baskov Nevsky
Forearm to the face from Mr British on Baskov. Baskov Nevsky gets hip tossed by Mr British. Mr British hits an arm drag on Baskov. Flying dropkick from Mr British on Baskov. Mr British misses a clothesline. Baskov drives a thrust kick into the chest of Mr British. Vicious back suplex! Mr British got nailed. Cover for a two count. Mr British counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Mr British, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Baskov Nevsky. Cover for a two count. Mr British face jams Baskov Nevsky. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Baskov Nevsky powers out of a Mr British headlock. Baskov Nevsky uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Mr British backdrops Baskov Nevsky out of a piledriver attempt. Baskov Nevsky gets hip tossed by Mr British. Mr British grapples with Baskov Nevsky, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Baskov Nevsky: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot!
Suddenly, Fifth Power's music hits. Smoke starts pouring from the turnbuckles.
Tom: What the hell is this?
Titan: Is it Fifth Power?
Tom: Its Fifth Powers music, but i cant see him.
Suddenly, Fifth Power jumps from the ceiling. He's standing on one of the turnbuckles. He's holding a huge katana.
Tom: Oh my god! He has a weapon!!
Titan: Is he going to attack?
Tom: Last week, Mr British broke Fifth Powers fingers because he didnt answered in his title challenge. Looks like its payback time.
Fifth Power swings his sword and misses by an inch. Mr British runs away.

Overall: 46%

Segment 3: Turn Angle
The R-Rated Diva Division is standing in the ring. The leader, Victoria, has the microphone.
Victoria: Everyone knows that we are the hottest divas!!
Cheers and boos!
Victoria: Sadly, im going to have to fire one of our divas from the division. This diva is no longer hot or sexy.
Victoria points Kumiko Idohara.
Victoria: Kumiko! When we all had a "girls-party" last night, you said that you have a crush on someone....someone named Fifth Power...
Other diva's giggle.
Victoria: You can't love someone and be sexy enough to be in our division! I hereby exile you from our division!!
Boos. Kumiko start crying when he leaves the ring.
Victoria: Go ahead! Cry like a baby! Maybe Fifth Power will like you even more!!
Victoria and rest of the division laugh!

Overall: 41%
*Because of this segment, Kumiko turned into face.

Segment 4: Stable Angle
Two members of the HOTU Crusaders, Sir Jesse Jack & Mystery Wrestler, are standing in the ring. Sir Jesse has the microphone.
Sir Jesse: Only one more week before the huge HOTU One Night Stand...
Cheers.
Sir Jesse: Roddy Pipers Anti-HOTU team will be destroyed by my team, so he cant ruin our show!
Cheers.
Sir Jesse: Our team still needs three more wrestlers before we can face Pipers team. However, im glad to announce that ive found one wrestler for my team. Ladies & Gentleman, please welcome our thrird member.
Short pause, then Bobbin's entrance music hits. He runs to the ring and grabs the microphone from the Sir Jesse.
Bobbin: Ooooooh yeaaaaah!! Im in!!!!
Huge cheers.
Bobbin: The reason i joined is: I want to revenge!! Roddy Piper took away my title shot, and Mean Machine beat the hell out of me with his partner!! I waaaant to revenge!!!!
Cheers. Sir Jesse takes the microphone.
Sir Jesse: Yes yes, i know. We still need for two members. Many of the wrestlers are busy or they dont want to become a part in this mat.....
Marlene's music hits. She and her manager, Sir Peter The Third, enter the ring. Marlene has her own microphone.
Marlene: Hey Jesse! I heard that you need two members for your team.
Sir Jesse nods.
Marlene: Me and Sir Peter want to join in.
Sir Jesse: Any reasons?
Sir Peter grabs the microphone from Marlene.
Sir Peter: No reason. We two just want to kick some a**!!
Huge cheers.
Sir Jesse: Very well. Thanks to you, we are finally ready to face the Anti-HOTU team.
Cheers.

Overall: 69%

Segment 5: 1 vs 1 vs 1 match: Hardcore Match: _r.u.s.s vs Fruit Punch vs Ye Olde Bloodlord.
_r.u.s.s vs Fruit Punch vs Ye Olde Bloodlord : _r.u.s.s walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Punch. Ye Olde Bloodlord throws Punch into a shopping trolley. _r.u.s.s backdrops Ye Olde Bloodlord out of a piledriver attempt. _r.u.s.s hits a bulldog off the ropes. Full nelson slam on Punch. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat, apparently Bloodlord has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Ye Olde Bloodlord misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. _r.u.s.s smashes a Playstation console over the head of Bloodlord. _r.u.s.s gets hit with a Black Tiger-esque splash mountain out of the corner. _r.u.s.s can barely stand. Here it comes - Gayish LegDrop. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Overall: 62%

Segment 6: Video Angle
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Sir Jesse Jack & Mystery Wrestler vs Mean Machine & Roddy Piper match

Overall: 81%

Segment 7: Match: 1 vs 1: Marlene vs Tracy Brooks
Tracy takes a back suplex. Belly to belly suplex by Marlene. Back suplex on Tracy, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. There's a two count on the pin. Vertical suplex by Marlene. Hooks the leg for a two count. Marlene misses a clothesline. Some chops from Tracy, all of which barely touched Marlene. There's a two count on the pin. Messed up bodyslam by Tracy. Marlene drops out the back of a Tracy Brooks bodyslam attempt. Tracy gets hit with a Black Tiger-esque splash mountain out of the corner. Tracy Brooks can barely stand. Marlene Cutter! Victoria quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Marlene turns around. Victoria spins Marlene around. Victoria hits the Widow's Peak! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Victoria! Marlene goes on the rampage, firing off stiff shots to both Tracy Brooks and Victoria, who take the hint and swiftly leave the ring for their own safety

Overall: 53%

Segment 8: Interview
The 5 members of Anti HOTU are backstage. HOTU Crusaders was their target, as they verbally laid into him.

Overall: 83%

Segment 9: Match: 2 vs 2: Sir Jesse Jack & Mystery Wrestler vs Mean Machine & Roddy Piper
Sir Jesse, Machine & Piper are standing in the ring. Mystery Wrestler is not in the ring.
Sir Jesse whispers something to the announcer. Announcer nods and continues:
Announcer: Ladies & Gentleman, Sir Jesse Jack has changed his partner. The new partner is......SEBATIANOS!!!
Second rope flying axe handle, Piper goes down. Sebatianos crushes Piper with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. Tag to Sir Jesse Jack. Sir Jesse \ Sebatianos whip Piper into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hard back suplex on Piper. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? There's a two count on the pin. Dropkick connects, Piper goes down. Piper pushes out of a Sir Jesse Jack hold. Roddy Piper scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Piper tags out to Mean Machine. Mean Machine snap suplexes Sir Jesse...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Sir Jesse walks into a spike slam. Sir Jesse Jack comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag to Sebatianos. Lightning kick by Sebatianos on Machine. Tiger suplex on Machine, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dropkick connects, Machine goes down. Machine drops out the back of a Sebatianos bodyslam attempt. Mean Machine hits a delayed suplex on Sebatianos. Brother Chaos, Possession & Mr Hyde II come running down the aisle and into the ring! Sebatianos turns...and is dropped with a double DDT! Sebatianos in big trouble. Sebatianos gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Machine. Gore, forget about it. 1....2...3! The Brotherhood signal for another Double DDT! From the crowd come Marlene, Bobbin and Sir Peter and they look ready for action! They slide in and start brawling with The Brotherhood! It only lasts a few moments before The Anti HOTU bail out of the ring and head for the backstage area, looking furious. The HOTU Crusaders remain in the ring, having gotten the upper hand this time.

Overall: 73%

We got a 0.10 buy rate for 'Abandonia goes Pay-Per-View'!
The attendance was 922 people.
We made $250000 from pay-per-view revenue.
We made $27660 from ticket sales.

Next week, we will have the HOTU One Night Stand special show! Here's the list of Legendary Superstars that will appear in our show:
Bam Bam Bigelow
Bob Backlund
Bret Hart
Bushwacker Butch
Bushwacker Luke
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Hulk Hogan
Jim Neidhart
Lita*
Road Warrior Animal
Road Warrior Hawk
Terry Funk
The Ultimate Warrior
Vader

*We need one diva match. Lita was fired from WWE, so.....

Here's the guys (and girl) who will match against these superstars:
Sir Jesse Jack
Sebatianos
Mean Machine
Marlene
Bobbin
Ye Olde Bloodlord
Brother Chaos
Possession
Fifth Power
Mr British

And the matches:
Sir Jesse Jack vs Bret Hart
Sebatianos vs Hulk Hogan
Mean Machine vs Vader/Bam Bam Bigelow
Marlene vs Lita
Bobbin vs The Ultimate Warrior(This match is called "The battle of the fruitcakes" )
Ye Olde Bloodlord vs Terry Funk (Barbed Wire Match)
Brotherhood (Brother Chaos & Possession) vs The Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal) vs The Bushwackers (Butch & Luke) vs The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart)
Fifth Power & Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Mr British & Bob Backlund

What can you say. I love legends!

And of course:
Elimination Tag Team Match: Sir Jesse Jack, Sebatianos, Bobbin, Marlene & Sir Peter (HOTU Crusaders) vs Roddy Piper, Mean Machine, Mr Hyde II, Brother Chaos & Possession (Anti HOTU).

[Scarface]

Next PPV will be awesome :Brain: (and it's great to have Lita in the show)

I can't wait for Wrestlemania 22 tonight :w00t:

[Master MC]

Bloodlord's owning the lot!

[TheChosen]

Yes, but can Bloodlord beat Terry Funk, the 51 year old active Hardcore Wrestler?

The guy who Im using as a avatar is Paul Heyman, former owner of the defuncted wrestling promotion Extreme Championship Wrestling. Paul was a great booker and a writer. He made hellofa good matches and storylines.

Anyway, Il post the ONS report tomorrow.

[Bobbin Threadbare]

I found a pic!

This is my wrestler.

[Sean]

PWA is dieing slowly.

[TheChosen]

No it isn't!

I had trouble accesing Abandonia forums.

Il post the report this week. Otherwise I will cut my fingers, scream like a bird and run down the streets naked.