04-04-2005, 04:40 PM
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Don't worry, 99% of native english speakers wouldn't understand that, I doubt he really does. It's just a stupid thing you can do with the english language.
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04-04-2005, 05:04 PM
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The parents had had a child - they had (have no more) had (got it by others).
the child had had - the child had (he had) had no (didn't have)... So: The parents did get a child and that and this child that the parents did have - didn't have any breakfast... Or something like this. It's easier to understand then to explain  |
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04-04-2005, 05:12 PM
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That's why we have English teacher here.
 Sup Seb, how's life? :bye: Ughhh, joke... well, don't know any jokes.... :blink: |
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04-04-2005, 05:16 PM
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And you think I really believe that you haven't at least one Mujo & Haso joke up your sleave? |
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04-04-2005, 06:25 PM
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Those do not count....
 I got a small view for you, but need email address that can recieve 4MB video. It's Suljo i Mujo video, where Suljo tells Mujo that he is a gay. LOL |
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04-04-2005, 06:31 PM
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You can send it to sebatianos@yahoo.co.uk
OK - then I have a Mujo joke for you. Mujo had a really bad case of hemeroids and went to the doctor. He told him to undress and took a look at his arse. Then he took some cream and applied it there. Mujo felt better, but in a few days the problem returned. Again he went to the doctor and he did the same. It was again better for a few days, but those hemeroids started acting up again! Mujo went to the doctor for the third time, but this time he asked him to give him the recepit for the cream and that his wife should apply it - so he wouldn't have to go to the doctor's office so often. The doctor gave him the perscription and Mujo got home with the cream. He started undressed and started explaining to his wife Fata how she should apply the cream: "You put one hand on my shoulder... the other around my waste... WTF??? What did he use to apply the cream then?" |
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04-04-2005, 06:34 PM
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Anubis send it to me please
EDIT:emali peregy@cg.yu |
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04-04-2005, 06:36 PM
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04-04-2005, 06:44 PM
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This one sounds better in Arabic but here goes:
There was this doctor he had a sign in front of his clinic that goes : if i cure you you give me 100$ and if i cant cure you i give u 100$. A guy passes by the clinic and decides to fool the doctor, he goes in and say -Doctor i cant taste anymore i dont know what happened to me The doctor looks at him and shouts to his nurse : -Nurse nurse give me vial number 14 The nurse came in with the vial and give it to the patient. the patient takes it and then spits it out directly saying : -It tastes like SH*T ! THe guy pays the doctor and leaves. Wanting vengeance he came back the next day this time he tells the doctor : -Doctor i lost my memory i dont know what happened to me The doctor looks at him and shouts to his nurse : -Nurse nurse give me vial number 14 The patient looks at him and says : -No not Sh*t again THe guy pays the doctor and leaves. Wanting vengeance again he came back the next day :ranting: this time he tells the doctor : -Doctor i dont know what happened i cant f*ck anymore The doctor looks at him and shouts to his nurse : -Nurse nurse give me vial number 14 The patient looks at him all :ranting: and shouts : -look if u give me that vial one more time i am gonna f*ck you and your stupid nurse!! The patient payed him and left!! oof long one. |
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04-04-2005, 06:46 PM
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LOL :roflol:  |
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