06-04-2005, 12:25 AM
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Seba,
translated will be like this: Mujo, what you'll going to be when you grow up? I'll beat my wife. In this case being and beating are same words in our language. (bit, short of biti) |
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06-04-2005, 12:44 AM
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Anubis - we got the joke in your language, the closest that we could have come to with the translation was this what Seb wrote.
Now a baby one - Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7,8 9. (Say it out loud - slowly... If you stil don't get it, ask me  ) |
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06-04-2005, 04:09 PM
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I dont get it
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06-04-2005, 04:26 PM
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Quote:
Because seven ate nine. |
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06-04-2005, 04:58 PM
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Change your course now
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. |
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06-04-2005, 05:03 PM
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Quote:
 :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: |
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06-04-2005, 05:13 PM
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OMFG!!!!
Only egotastic Americans.... jah flame me if you wish 
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06-04-2005, 07:20 PM
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LOL :roflol: I love that joke, oh man, gave me a good laugh.
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06-04-2005, 07:29 PM
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL |
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06-04-2005, 07:43 PM
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LOL wonder how long the americans felt embarrased
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