31-03-2008, 07:30 AM
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   Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Ljutomer, Slovenia
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No problem, he becomes a vampire, an undead creature that can not die - and therefore can not become a walking dead-man (zombie). He now has a tremendous apetite for blood - your blood, so he's hooking you up on plasma and forcefeeding you red-beat so you can have enough blood for him to drink out of you daily causing you great pain.
I wish Buffy the Vampireslayer wouldn't go out hunting Dosraider, but would rather spend some nice romantic (read erotic) moments with me. |
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31-03-2008, 08:10 AM
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    Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Velika Gorica, Croatia
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She orally castrates you out of shock when vampires run into you guys while.
I want... umm.. I want to break free! |
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31-03-2008, 09:18 AM
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Location: Berlin, Germany
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you get the chance, arkanoid paddle.. but everytime you're SO close that fucker restarts to get an even better score.
i definatley one free day after a work one to ignore my mind. |
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04-04-2008, 02:28 PM
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 Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Dixmuide, Belgium
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You get your free day after work.
For good understanding: after 30 years of uninterrupted work. I wish I didn't had 34 working years behind me. I'm f*cking tired. ME WANNA BE ON EARLY RETIREMENT. 
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05-04-2008, 04:33 AM
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 Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Maryland, United States
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you get your retirement plan.
however you retire to... your coffin. I wish I had a Logitech G25 Racing Wheel to play GTR2/rFactor with. |
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05-04-2008, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Rotterdam, Netherlands
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Granted, but you'll always ride with a flat tire from now on
I wish my left thumb was not broken 
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05-04-2008, 10:53 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Dixmuide, Belgium
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Granted, your neck is broken.
I wish it wasn't JawsII on telly right now.
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05-04-2008, 11:07 PM
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Location: Nitra, Slovakia
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granted, it's jaws in your leg
i wish my sentence made some sense
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06-04-2008, 02:57 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Maryland, United States
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gartned, but form now on yuor snetneecs wlil hvae jmulbed lterets
i wish i could pass my Filipino classes... i suck there badly. |
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10-04-2008, 11:11 AM
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 Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Kaunas, Lithuania
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Granted, you get sick. You finally get cured just before the exams. :amused:
I wish that everyone was a hippie |
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