09-05-2005, 10:50 AM
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i figured it was criticising sum1...but still didnt get it :bleh:
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09-05-2005, 11:45 AM
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I understood it, but I didn't find it remotely funny, just a bit offensive. But then I am British, and as such clearly have no sense of humour...
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09-05-2005, 12:01 PM
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From a film (TCM).
Two armyguys are talking about stuff. One says: - Well, I met this girl see, and I said to her: "Baby, this has got to be love at first sight, cause I only got a 10 hour pass. |
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09-05-2005, 03:45 PM
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OK - a DON'T READ THIS ONE):
Daddy was asking his 5 year old daughter... Daddy: What would you get, if you jerked off a hores? Girl: Horse sperm! Daddy: And what would you get, if you jerked off your uncle= Gril: Human sperm... and a candy bar! |
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09-05-2005, 04:22 PM
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Father rabbit was teaching his son rabbit how to do the thing fast, actually very fast.
He ordered three girls to turn their backs to them, so he showed him off: 1, 2, 3 and DONE! Now it was son's turn, so here he goes: 1, 2, 3, 4, ooops, sorry daddy! |
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10-05-2005, 04:14 AM
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Girl 1 - Are you religious?
Girl 2 - Umm...uh, well, I guess I'm a uh...non-practicing Jew Girl 1 - Really? I'm a non-practicing Virgin! |
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10-05-2005, 05:34 AM
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I already posted this one over at abandonia reloaded, but what the heck:
Two friends are talking to eachother. One of them says "you don't look so great" the other one says "what do you mean?" Friend #1 replies: "well it looks like there is something wrong with your blood" Friend #2 says: "nonsense! there is nothing wrong with my blood" to which the first friend replies: "sure there is!" Friend #2 gets annoyed and says "you want to bet?" They both bet on it for $100 and the second friend goes to the doctor while the other one stays outside and waits... and waits... and waits... After 7 hours Friend #2 comes out smiling and says: "haha! I win! It's stomach-cancer!"
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10-05-2005, 10:20 AM
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this joke is funny because it has a realistic ending...so dont hurt me if its to stupid of a joke!
 ok...a duck walks into a bar the police are called, they secure the area, remove the duck, and put it by a secure lake. *everyones look out there* :eeeeeh: :eeeeeh: :eeeeeh: |
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10-05-2005, 03:51 PM
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Two spermatozoides were talking :
-''How long till we get to the fallops?'' -''I don't know we just passed the tonsils''. |
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10-05-2005, 07:46 PM
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ok so theres two muffins...
they're in the oven the first one says to the other "It sure is hot in here isnt it?" the second one says... "AAAGH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!" LOL |
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