12-06-2005, 05:19 PM
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Okay, this isn't that good but....
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxer shorts? To keep his ankles warm. P.S. my 300th post  |
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12-06-2005, 06:00 PM
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 This is how i probably look after going through 56 pages of jokes.Here's a favorite cartoon of mine |
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12-06-2005, 06:03 PM
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Location: York, England
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I have the cleanest yet most hilarious joke you could ever imagine :
A(n) (insert noun here) walks into a bar! Ouch it was an iron bar! And yes, Asterix and Obelix is pretty good. |
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12-06-2005, 09:47 PM
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Location: Wellington, New Zealand
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ha very funny
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12-06-2005, 10:03 PM
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Location: Cambridge, England
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Quote:
Gepetto "accidently" drops his glasses, bends over and then asks if Pinocchio stole a cookie from the cookie jar.
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12-06-2005, 10:18 PM
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I found some cool quotes and jokes in a file hidden deep on my HDD. I'll tell some of them:
Suicide: When you tell god "You can't fire me, I QUIT!" We spend the first 12 months of our child to teach him how to walk and talk, and the next 12 years we tell him to shut up and sit tight The love is like peeing in your pants. Everybody sees it on you, but only you can feel the warmth of it I have plenty more...
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The Master of Light and Darkness "Don't fight the bad things in life! Find the good one! They are everywhere! Don't spend your life fighting for goals you can never reach! Live for the moment!" BEWARE: I'm using the forums as a personal blog! |
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12-06-2005, 10:28 PM
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Location: Zagreb, Croatia
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Excuse moi if this was already posted...
Women are like tornadoes, they come wet and wild, but in the end they take your house and car... <_<
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[14-12, 16:08] TotalAnarchy: but the greatest crime porn has done is the fact that it's all fake and emotionless, that's why I prefer anime hentai frankly |
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13-06-2005, 10:18 AM
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Location: Nitra, Slovakia
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keyboard not found, hit any key to continue
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13-06-2005, 11:32 AM
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Any key or the key "ANY"?
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13-06-2005, 11:38 AM
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Location: Nitra, Slovakia
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LOL
btw i had picture with "f*ck it" on this place"
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