18-06-2005, 11:44 PM
|
#871 | ||
   Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Saint Joseph, United States
Posts: 1,444
|
How about these airplane jokes.
 How you can tell your captain is drunk. When, halfway through the flight, he asks which one of the losers in teh seats is gonna be a designated driver. Also, the airflight Iraqi(or American) travel package slogan was changed to, Iraq(or America), it's everywhere you do not want to be. LOL Some things you don't want to hear from an airplane pilot as hes about to take off. "This is my first flight in America." "Fire me will they. *grumble grumble*" "I'll teach that guy in the first class compartment to go out with my gal." "*whisper* *whisper* Al Queida *whisper* Osama *whisper* jihad *whisper*" "Well, before this job, I was a postal worker." "Ooh!! What does this button do?" "Los Angeles??? Is that near America?" "Hi. My name is Ray Charles." |
||
|
|
|
18-06-2005, 11:52 PM
|
#872 | ||
   Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Veszprem, Hungary
Posts: 353
 |
The last one is the best!
__________________
The Master of Light and Darkness "Don't fight the bad things in life! Find the good one! They are everywhere! Don't spend your life fighting for goals you can never reach! Live for the moment!" BEWARE: I'm using the forums as a personal blog! |
||
|
|
|
|
19-06-2005, 11:32 AM
|
#873 | ||
 Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Ljutomer, Slovenia
Posts: 3,883
|
Quote:
Have you ever seen his wife? - Neither did he! |
||
|
|
|
|
19-06-2005, 02:04 PM
|
#874 | ||
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: York, England
Posts: 741
|
Nice... some jokes mocking both women and the blind...
anyone up for some child-pornography based humour now? |
||
|
|
|
|
19-06-2005, 02:19 PM
|
#875 | ||
|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Ljutomer, Slovenia
Posts: 3,883
|
Quote:
And I really fail to see how this joke could be insoulting to women... But if you want child pornography... A girl was asking her father for new ballet slippers. Father: You'll get the money, if you blow my d... :twisted: Girl:  I'd rather not.Father: No blowing - no slippers. :evil: Girl: Alright  But as she pulled of her father's underwear she saw his d... being covered with sh*t. :eeeeeh: Girl: Dad - what's that? Father: Well - your brother wanted a new football. :whistle: |
||
|
|
|
|
19-06-2005, 02:45 PM
|
#876 | ||
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Veszprem, Hungary
Posts: 353
|
@Sebatianos:
__________________
The Master of Light and Darkness "Don't fight the bad things in life! Find the good one! They are everywhere! Don't spend your life fighting for goals you can never reach! Live for the moment!" BEWARE: I'm using the forums as a personal blog! |
||
|
|
|
|
19-06-2005, 02:45 PM
|
#877 | ||
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Shella, Kenya
Posts: 2,570
|
Errm, I doubt he really wanted to read a joke like that. :eeeeeh:
|
||
|
|
|
|
19-06-2005, 02:53 PM
|
#878 | ||
   Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Zagreb, Croatia
Posts: 1,867
|
*Stunned*
__________________
[14-12, 16:08] TotalAnarchy: but the greatest crime porn has done is the fact that it's all fake and emotionless, that's why I prefer anime hentai frankly |
||
|
|
|
|
19-06-2005, 02:53 PM
|
#879 | ||
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Veszprem, Hungary
Posts: 353
|
Heres another spiced with animalism
:Little Red walks in the forrest and cries.  Then the hunter comes and asks Red: "What happened little girl? Why are you crying?"  "I was going to my grandma, when the wolf got me and r*ped me!" "Oh, thats terrible" "Then the fox came and did the same, then the bear and the deer too" Then the huner started to untie his pants: "Whell Red, this is just not your day!" :evil:
__________________
The Master of Light and Darkness "Don't fight the bad things in life! Find the good one! They are everywhere! Don't spend your life fighting for goals you can never reach! Live for the moment!" BEWARE: I'm using the forums as a personal blog! |
||
|
|
|
|
19-06-2005, 02:55 PM
|
#880 | ||
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Shella, Kenya
Posts: 2,570
|
Erm, don't think me squeamish, but I'd really prefer it if we could go back to slightly less offensive jokes now.
|
||
|
|
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Favourite Cow Jokes | arete | Blah, blah, blah... | 7 | 13-09-2008 12:22 AM |
| D&d Jokes. | Nick | Blah, blah, blah... | 14 | 19-04-2006 05:46 PM |
| In-jokes | Bobbin Threadbare | Old Suggestions | 25 | 02-12-2005 02:35 PM |
| Practical Jokes | ReamusLQ | Blah, blah, blah... | 37 | 29-09-2005 01:10 PM |
| Jokes, Jokes, And... You Guessed It, More Jokes | Airwolf | Blah, blah, blah... | 2 | 11-06-2005 06:57 AM |
|
|
||
Linear Mode
