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In South Africa, 2 words, if said will offend people. viz. God and Black
I imagine going up to heaven and asking St. Peter "How's God?" St. Peter: "You cannot say god up here" Me: "Why not?" St. Peter: "He's (stutters for a while) b... b... b... (then whispers) black" (Taken from a great comedian, Barry Hilton) |
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17-07-2005, 08:38 PM
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This reminds me...
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17-07-2005, 08:41 PM
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17-07-2005, 08:44 PM
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heres one PETA (you know the animal people)
People Eating Tasty Animals |
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17-07-2005, 08:48 PM
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In slovene language PETA meant HEEL (you know - the part of the foot). LOL |
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17-07-2005, 09:30 PM
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LOL I love the cartoon Sebatianos
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17-07-2005, 09:38 PM
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Talking of acronyms:
"Welcome to the fifth annual meeting of the British Union of Radish Producers. First item on the agenda: we need to find a new acronym." |
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17-07-2005, 10:43 PM
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17-07-2005, 11:50 PM
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Quick question on the jokes thread
wots red and lies by the side of a train track? a miscarriage i dont know any jokes that are sick at all :whistle: J |
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17-07-2005, 11:55 PM
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Here's an oldie...
An old lady walks in the doctor's office. Lady: "Excuse me doctor, but I have a small problem. I'm always fating. Well it's not so bad, because you can't neither here not smell my farts. In fact you probably haven't even noted that I just farthed." The doctor gives her some medicine and tells her to come back next week. Next week this lady comes back all scared. Lady: "Doctor, it's getting worse! I'm still fating, but when I started eating yoour pills my fart started stinking!" Doctor: "OK, I guess we cleared out your sinuses, now let's see what's wrong with your ears." |
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