wtf is wrong with this topic no one posted a joke for nearly two months now...
Looks like I have to kick in:
Mujo, how do you think those terrorists abduct planes, if they are so big and heavy???
Haso, you moron, they dont abduct them while they are on the grond, they abduct them when they are in the air, all tiny and small...
How do police men open a can of tuna fish?
-- OPEN UP IT'S THE POLICE!!!
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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