Oh yes, I remember one time *mumble, mumble* so we went to the bar *mumble, mumble* The most beautiful woman you ever saw! *mumble, mumble* When I woke up I was in the British Army! *mumble, mumble* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! *mumble, mumble* I ended up on a boat back to Suez *mumble, mumble* Of course, at the time I was very, VERY drunk.
