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Old 12-06-2005, 03:25 PM   #827
Mahar Vairo
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ahhh... I just remembered some ryhmes from school:

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in the closet.
And every time she let it out,
it left a little deposit.

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Little Miss Muffet
remains on her Tuffet,
and hasn't being frightened away.
The Spider down-hearted
and dizzy departed,
repelled by her presurrized spray.

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(forgive any spelling errors in this one)
Hickory dickory dork
two mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the other one got away

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(My personal favorite)
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
eating a christmas pie,
he stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum
and squirted the juice in his eye

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Hope you like them. :bye:

P.S. And they are completely clean. :angel:
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