An oldie (and clean even):
First week of school and the teacher was asking her 7 year old class what they were doing during the summer.
"We went to visit Na-na," said a little girl.
"You should try and talk like a grown up - We went to visit grandmother."
Next a little boy said: "We went on a trip with a choo-choo."
"I just said, you shouldn't talk like that - We went on a train trip."
Now the next little boy made a deep voice and wanted to sound like a grown up:
"I read a book. It was Winny the Sh*t!"
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