How do you know where a Herzegovian lives???
You can see toilet paper drying on a string in front of the house.
What's the difference between a rich Herzegovian and a poor Herzegovian???
The poor Herzegovian does+nt use a car-wash to wash his Mercedes...
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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