Oh I remeber GTA the first one. When I got is khm...*somehow*... I doesn't even knew how to use it. I just had a very basic english and didn't understood a thing about the mission briefings nor the notices.

I just figured out to follow the arrow and do things like trial-and-error

The most of the time, I just ignored the missions and I was just driving around the map, squashing people, being chased by the police and die. And then all over again...
The only thing I remeber typing a lot is IAMTHELAW and BUCKFAST

It was more fun to play the game, when you didn't understand a thing about what it says hehe
MY favorite vechicle was the TANKER. Boy that rocked! Chased by hundreds of police cars, rumbling through the city in the tanker like a rihno with diarrhea
The second GTA was too film-noire to me. But the changing of the night and day was a cool addition, and your gang members defended you from the police

The missions were stupid, proabaly becouse by then I learnt English well :/