Time for a new joke:
A amn and a woman were ridin g together in a train (but didn't know eachother). He was always trying to make a move on her, but she just kept reading her book.
Then finally he asks: "What book are you reading?"
"It's a lovers guide."
"Oh really," he says quite interested. "And who are the most romantic lovers in the world?"
"According to this book it's the Italians."
"And which lovers are best in bed?"
Her eyes light up and she says: "Japaneese."
The the man says: "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Luigi Hirohito."
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