Mujo's wife had given birth to twins, so Mujo decides to call them both Suljo...
One day Mujo's best friend Haso asks him:
-Bolan(a Bosnian expression, something like 'dude' B) ) Mujo, how come you called your both sons Suljo???
-Wel,l Haso, when I yell 'Suljo, bring your daddy a beer!', I imedietly get two beers!
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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