Gah, here's a better one:
Knock knock.
John walked up to the door and saw a parcel. There was a piece of paper on it that said: "FOR JOHN ONLY."
He opened the parcel. Inside, there was a letter folded many times. He unfolded it.
Dear John, (it said)
I hope you will receive this letter shortly. If you won't, then please tell me.
There's something dangerous and evil around. I think it's going to screw up the whole world and Abandonia too, by the way.
You must help us defeat this Great Evil (GE for short.)
I'll contact you again in a few hours.
Sincerely yours,
Jacek Dobrzyniecki
Suddenly, John heard a noise. He looked back to see his window shatter into pieces, and out of the window came...
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A signature like that.
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