serious? LOL <shrug> I don't know if I would touch the ball after it had been floating in my urine for a few days....yech
Ok....ummmm. How about this:
After doodling around on the piano to pass the time while in this stupid locked box, and while trying to figure out how Moonlight Sonata goes, you suddenly remember the correct key that the song is in. As you start to play it, the "right key" magically appears on the piano's dropshelf. You quickly unlock the door and wrench it open. Sunlight floods the dimly lit room as you step out into the light and to freedom. After your eyes adjust to the blinding light, one word comes to your mind "...crap..." You are standing in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
You are about to go back inside the titanium box (hey, atleast it has airconditioning!) when you see a note stuck under a rock. You pull the note free and start to read.
"Dear Friend,
If you are reading this, you have escaped yet again from our unescapable locked box. I keep telling my partner to leave you in there with absolutely nothing, but he insists that is barbaric. You have obviously found absurd ways to use these items, but Stephen refuses to leave you in there to die of ennui. We apologize for reloacting in this hot desert, but the retail prices here are the cheapest we've ever seen, and we were made an offer we couldn't refuse. There is an oasis about two hours away from here by horse back, and about eight hours away by foot. Unfortunately, it is impossible to go longer than three hours in this desert by water. We are sorry for the inconvenience, but we believe you will think of something. We hope to kidnap you again soon!
Much Love,
Carl"
"Great..." you think to yourself, "I've been kidnapped by a bunch of gentle homosexuals..." You analyze the situation at hand. You must get to the oasis, or you will die. However, you can not walk to the oasis, but there seems to be no other mode of transportation around. If only you had a stupid horse or camel...
How do you get to the oasis?
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