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Originally posted by R Havell@Sep 20 2004, 10:35 PM
Time for a rude joke:
A man moves into a monastry on a distant mountain miles from anywhere. After the head of the monastry has finished showing him around the man asked him a question, "I know we are swore not to have sex with any women but what do we do when the urge just gets too great?"
"Ah, we have thought of that, follow me.", they both go down to the basement where there is a barrel with a hole in it. "When your urges overcome you just come down here and insert your penis into this hole."
The man decides to try it out, so he puts his **** in the hole and has a brilliant experience. He finds the boss and says to him, "Wow, that barrel is great! You say I can use it any time I like?"
"Yes, you can, apart from on Thursdays."
"Why not Thursdays?"
"Because then it's your turn in the barrel."
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HAHAHAHAHA !
This is the best one on all the pages so far !
Rude jokes (and also blonde) rule !
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