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Old 21-09-2004, 05:55 PM   #130
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That one about the swede and the brick reminded me of another blonde joke:

-You throw a blonde and a brick out of a plane, wich one will drop first?
-Well, the brick naturally, the blonde will get lost along the way...

-What is a blonde with two brain cells?
-A very talented blonde.

-What does the blonde say when she sees a banana peal on the street?
-Oh, no I'm going to fall again...

Oh, and here's one related tho these:

A blonde, a brunette and a black haired woman (I don't know how they'r called in english so I'll just call them blackettes ) were out fishing and they caught a gold fish, and the fish says:
-I'll grant you each a wish if you let me go...
The blonde says:
-I wish I was 100 times smarter...
The brunette says:
-I wish I was 100 times smarter too!!!
The blackette says:
-Well, I guess I want to be 100 times smarter aswell!
And the next day the blonde wakes up, takes a look in the mirror and sees that she is now a blonde, the brunette wakes up, takes a look in the mirror and sees that she is now a blackette, and at last the blackette wakes up and scratches HIS balls...


Sorry ladies B)
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