A blind makes a journey to Texas. In the airplane he orders a steak and is astonished: "Wow, this steak is enormous!" His seat neighbor calmly: "Everything is large in Texas." When the blind arrives at Texas, he visits immediately the hotel bar and orders a beer. "Man, this cup is gigantic!" The barkeeper answers only: "Everything is large in Texas." A few beers later the guest asks for the toilets. The barkeeper answers: "Second door left." The blind goes off, however misses the second door. He gropes in the third and falls into the hotel's swimmingpool. To death frightened he cries: "Do not rinse! Just do not rinse!"
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