A guy was walking along a trail in the woods when he came upon another
gentlemen leaning on a tree with his ear against the trunk. The first
man inquired as to what he was doing.
"Listening to the music of the tree," he replied.
"I'd like to try that," said the first man.
"Here, just wrap your arms around the trunk and put your ear against the bark."
The first man did as he was instructed and as soon as his arms were
around the tree, the second man slapped a pair of hand cuffs on his
wrists, stole his wallet, stripped him of his clothes and then ran off.
A short time later, another man came strolling along the trail and the
first man called for help. When the new comer came over, the first man
explained what happened and why he was handcuffed, naked, to a tree.
The guy then stepped around behind the naked man, leaned up against him
and wispered in his ear, "I guess this just isn't your lucky day...."
:blink:
