I just finished reading the entire README.exe of DosBox and finally figured it out.
For all us nincompoops who don't know how to use MSDOS, simply drag the game itself onto DOSBox's icon (shortcut or main, whichever-both work) and the game should automatically run. Though if you have a high powered machine, you might want to twick
the DosConfig because otherwise the sound is all choppy. I also think you can change the resolution and modify it to your tastes.
~Have a Fun Time Playing The Awesome Game you Downloaded From The Awesome Site~~~ABANDONIA~~~

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